My conversation with a two year-old

"Mommy, can I have a brownie please? Please?"

"No baby, you stuck your fingers in them and didn't obey Mommy so you don't get to have one now... I'm sorry you made that choice. Are you hungry, would you like some chicken nuggets or cheese (staples in this house)?"

"(Sigh)... No. Chicken nuggets and cheese make my tummy hurt, give me coughs and.. and... the hiccups. Oh, and LOTS of flu. I want a brownie."



Old pic of Molly, but appropriate for this post :)